Rite Aid

What is Rite Aid?


1.

A workplace where people always say they will quit but never do.

Billy - ahhhhh i hate Rite Aid. I'm SO quitting.

3 months later....

Billy - ahhhhh i hate Rite Aid. I'm SO quitting.

See rite, hate, work, quit

2.

A place where all the cool kids from St. John's pharmacy school work. Responsibilities of a pharmacy intern include calling doctors, helping old people select the right stool softener, checking ID's for Plan B, and reconstituting amoxicillin powders.

Governed by the clever catch phrase "Win them over; Bring them back!"

John: wanna play ball tonight?

Jack: nah man, i gotta work at Rite Aid tonight

John: sweet, can u pick me up some Colace while you're there?

See rite, pharmacy, drugs, pharmacist

3.

The store that's always empty and has jacked up prices

It'll be like Rite Aid on a Thursday morning.

See drugstore, expensive


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