Ritter

What is Ritter?


1.

1) A Knight usually placed to defend castles and/or Kings and queens

2)A member of the lowest order of nobility in Germany and Austria.

1) "Guards, call the ritters to defend the castle."

See knights, guardian

2.

Polite way of saying "ugly"

Man, you looked so ritter today.

See ritter, ugly, brutal, painful, degrading, derogatory, pink

3.

Stupid assholes who sit around Subway parking lot drinking beer and showing off their big trucks.

HER: The ritters have their own way of looking cool.

HIM: Oh yeah? What would that be?

HER: Sitting in Subway parking lot, showing off their big trucks because they have small penises.

HIM: Fucking ritters.

See ritter, assholes, subway, parking lot

4.

Rhyming slang derived from the word shitter to describe an anal opening.

i did your mum up the ritter last night...

that mop bucket smells like a ritter!

See shitter, shit, arse, ass, asshole, arsehole, anal, ring


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