What is Ritual Hoover?
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Oral sex; fellatio; blow job. The act of using one's mouth to stimulate a guy's penis for the purpose of sexual gratification.
I really can't find much fault with Monica Lewinsky...if I had had a chance to perform the ritual Hoover on the President, I would have done it, if for no other reason than to have an incredible story to tell my grandchildren one day.
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