What is Ritual Hoover?
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Oral sex; fellatio; blow job. The act of using one's mouth to stimulate a guy's penis for the purpose of sexual gratification.
I really can't find much fault with Monica Lewinsky...if I had had a chance to perform the ritual Hoover on the President, I would have done it, if for no other reason than to have an incredible story to tell my grandchildren one day.
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A combination of soup (generally French Onion), and salad (always tossed). Popular with the hungriest of lunchtime whores.
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Just what it sounds like. An outrageously beat vagina.
Oh my lord, I was beatin' off to this porno until I noticed that six inch c..
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Something very, very wet.
She's wetter than an otter's pocket.
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