Ritz Bits And Cheese

What is Ritz Bits And Cheese?


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Name for one who is half white and half Asian.

Jamie: I'm white so that would make me a cracker, or a Triscuit, or whatever new name people have come up with for white people.

Alan: Yeah.

Amy: What about me, I'm half white and half Asian. What would that make me?

Alan: Uh, that would make you Ritz Bits and Cheese.

Amy: Okay...


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