What is Ritz Cracker?
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White trash who stay at nice hotels, usually ruining a good time for anyone else staying there.
"Oh crap... here comes a rusty minivan with five kids and a basset hound, must be more ritz crackers."
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(n.) A synonym for the biggest white guy alive
Johnny: This is preposterous!
Timmy: DUDE SHUTUP YOU SOUND LIKE A RITZ CRACKER
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A fart so pungent and so disgusting in odor, it causes all the occupants in the room is vacant the premises immediately.
That pepperoni..
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A blowjob from a woman without teeth.
Grandma gives the best hummer gummers...