What is River Chimp?
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Native Indians in British Columbia. River Chimps can often be found diving off of bridges into the Somass River in Port Alberni.(see definition in Urban Dictionary)
They spend the majority of their time looking for government handouts, or claiming land that their ancestors gave away for a few bottles of whiskey.
Look at all those River Chimps, fishing for salmon that they sell illegally on the black market
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Look at all those River Chimps, fishing for salmon that they sell illegally on the black market