River Gorilla

What is River Gorilla?

1.

A drunk, unattractive, usually rather large female found floating down a river relentlessly searching for a mate, free beer, free food, and/or free cigarettes.

First discovered on the Comal River in New Braunfels, TX; River Gorillas have been sighted on rivers all across the US.

Close relative of the Swamp Donkey.

Greg tied a Keystone smothered in pork grease to his fishing pole in hopes of catching himself a River Gorilla.

See swamp donkey, skipskop, skeezy, whore
72

Random Words:

Long Dark Teatime Of The Soul
1. Spiritual and physical void found at the centre of the Sunday Weekly Galaxy in "So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish" by Dougl..
Read more
Skankeroo
1. a skank that is pregent with a disorenated child. Victoria M...
Read more
Rag Burn
1. The burning feeling that is experienced when a man who has not shaved recently goes down on a lady. The prickles rub and scratch in plac..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free