What is River Gorilla?
1.
A drunk, unattractive, usually rather large female found floating down a river relentlessly searching for a mate, free beer, free food, and/or free cigarettes.
First discovered on the Comal River in New Braunfels, TX; River Gorillas have been sighted on rivers all across the US.
Close relative of the Swamp Donkey.
Greg tied a Keystone smothered in pork grease to his fishing pole in hopes of catching himself a River Gorilla.
See
Random Words:
1.
the act of patting ones trouser pockets in an effort to find something you think should be in ones posession.
bazzer was playing the tr..
1.
Used to describe a terrible smelling object
<Guy1> Wow those shoes smell terrible
<Guy2> Yeah they smell like Varnished As..
