River Monkey Edit Meaning

1. A disgusting feature that makes a relatively nice ass look bad. (hair, mole, boil, hemmeroid, etc.). Cellulite is a major assfault. It ..

1. to mime playing the flute on someone's penis Before the orchestra concert she decided she needed more practice so I unzipped so sh..

1. When a person (usually a girl) consumes an amount of alcohol sufficient to reflect intoxication in their eyes. Usually evidenced by sedu..