River Oaks

What is River Oaks?


1.

The richest, most prestigous neighbourhood in Houston, Texas. A fuckin tite ass hood

Dude your'e from River Oaks?

Fuck ya bitch i from tha muthafuckin RO!

See ro, river, oaks

2.

River Oaks is considered to be one of the wealthiest communities in Texas and has one of the wealthiest zip codes in the United States. Real estate values in the community range from $1 to 20 million U.S. dollars. River Oaks Boulevard and Inwood Drive, roads that run through the center of the community, is lined on both sides by mansions and estates located away from the street. You have to be a rich, successful, drug dealer or a lucky S.O.B. to live there.

Rich People that live in River Oaks

-Dan Duncan, businessman

-Clyde Drexler, professional basketball player -Andrew Fastow, primary figure of the Enron scandal

-Jeffrey Skilling, primary figure of the Enron scandal

-Tilman J. Fertitta, developer and restaurateur

-Bob Lanier, formerly served as Mayor of Houston

-Robert Mosbacher, businessman and politician

-Jack Castle Jr., businessman

-Jeffrey Hildebrand, businessman

See houston, texas, river, oaks, r.o., ropo

3.

the rich hood of Houston. nearly every kid who lives there goes to some private school cuz the HISD is embarrassing. A bitch ass place that Highland Parkcan't put nothin on.

-"man dallas is so much better than Houston. river oaks is a dump compared to highland park."

-"Bitch ill go river oaks on your ass!"

Houston>Dallas

See houston, dallas, highland park, kinkaid, whataburger, jesus


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