What is River Pig?
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A very obese woman. Usually travel in herds.
A herd of river pigs were seen feeding at a local Arbys.
Smothers almost went home with a river pig one time.
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Very large, and usually ugly, women who go out in public when they have no business doing so. They are most content in a river due to the waters relief of their weight.
When I went to Wisconsin State Fair I saw thousands of river pigs, whatever happened to shame?
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