River Pig

What is River Pig?


1.

A very obese woman. Usually travel in herds.

A herd of river pigs were seen feeding at a local Arbys.

Smothers almost went home with a river pig one time.

See susan, melissa, dr. dre

2.

Very large, and usually ugly, women who go out in public when they have no business doing so. They are most content in a river due to the waters relief of their weight.

When I went to Wisconsin State Fair I saw thousands of river pigs, whatever happened to shame?

See fat, pig, ugly, shame


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