River Pits

What is River Pits?


1.

Extreme arm pit perspiration where even prescription deodorant and antiperspirant won't stop the relentless flow of sweat from pouring out, resembling a mighty river.

Person 1

"Oh my God! Look at his gigantic pit stains!" Did someone spray his under arms with a hose?"

Person 2

"No, he just has a bad case of river pits."

See pit stains, pits, sweaty, gross


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