What is River Pump?
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The act, or effect, of exercising (push ups etc.) just before embarking on an intertube trip down the river. This temporarily enlarges your muscles, with the desired result being a more impressive appearance to the opposite sex.
Instead of tying up the raft he was on the bank working on his river pump.
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it also means, "for real"
"On some real, though. How was your night with her?"
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the force of someones big fat ass bumping your face into a wall, usally occurs in hockey
person1: OH SHIT YOU SEE THAT HIT!
person2: y..
