River Pump

What is River Pump?


1.

The act, or effect, of exercising (push ups etc.) just before embarking on an intertube trip down the river. This temporarily enlarges your muscles, with the desired result being a more impressive appearance to the opposite sex.

Instead of tying up the raft he was on the bank working on his river pump.

See club pump, prick, jerk bag, jagoff, river-rat


90

Random Words:

1. A nickname among some ex-employees of the Target corporation for said corporation and it's growing number of stores. Despite our h..
1. One who participates in the sport of curling. This lame winter sport involves players using brooms to scrub the ice in front of sliding..
1. Male genital erection. A slang phrase adopted by Dave Listerin an episode of British sci-fi comedy Red Dwarfwhen presented with 2 polar..