River Trash

What is River Trash?


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AKA Yinzer. Specifically female native of Pittsburgh. Often found in Pitt malls. Wear absurd amounts of eye shadow and huge hair. Appear trapped in the 80s. Usually ages 12-30. Give of an aura of skankdom.

<me> Holy shit! What is that?

<frat bro> That... is river trash.


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