What is Riversider?
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N. A person from Riverside who pretends to be a regular beach goer, but usually only goes a few times each summer. This person is usually seen wearing pants to the beach and old-school beach clothes. He/she may sometimes be seen with a tent, an umbrella or 30+ SPF.
N. A person who does not belong on the beach.
Tourists with their bulky cameras, tennis shoes and hawaiian shirts.
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