What is Ro Sham Bo?
1.
The act of two males kicking each other in the balls until one of them gives up.
Let's play ro sham bo!
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2.
A simple game, which can be enjoyed by children of all ages. Despite protests by feminist groups, this game has yet to accept women players.
Rules:
Step 1 - select who plays first. This is critical to the success of the game, as first-mover advantage is key. Any method which both players agree on can be used, eg coin toss.
Step 2. Player one kicks player two as hard as possible in the nuts.
Step 3. Player two, if able, kicks player one as hard as possible in the nuts.
Game ends.
"Do you fancy a game of Ro Sham Bo this evening? Giles is coming round and he is quite proficient."
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3.
A contest played for supreme test of wills in which two men must receive repeated kicks in their nuts.
The contest must be called out before hand whether it is Standard Ro Sham Bo or Professional Ro Sham Bo.
"We were filming a Ro Sham Bo contest yesterday between Jimmy and Blake. I thought for certain Jimmy would win seeing as how he can squat 365 lbs.! Obviously Blake knew too for he called out for Professional Ro Sham Bo. I was nominated kicker!
I kicked Jimmy and Blake 33 times each, I couldn't believe it! I'd say their grandkids will be coming out cross eyed! In the end, Jimmy went down like a sack of bricks.
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Rocks-paper-scissors.
Those without an social interaction other then a TV believe it is the process of kicking someone in the nuts, due to some episodes of South Park, in which Cartman tricks people into getting kicked in the nuts. The people who believe this act embodies the phrase are not only sadly mistaken, but are naive and childish to have believed a cartoon above life experience.
When walking out to a car before a going somewhere, one might shout: "Shot gun! No rank, no ro, no nothing." Thus designating that neither seniority, nor 'ro sham bo', nor anything else can squander their claim to the front passenger seat.
