What is Roach Garcia?
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One that likes to prey on young girls, preferably those with naturally bald pussies, not shaved, naturally bald.
Guy #1- Damn that girl is cute.
Guy #2- Fool shes only 15.
Guy #1- Oh shit are you serious? I just pulled a Roach Garcia
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being sauced/drunk out of your skull.
Dude, Bud shouldn't have slept with that fat chic last night. He was so ham-sauced.
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Someone who can span large durations of time without urinating.
The line to the bathroom was too long; I had to be a piss camel and wai..
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The act of friends deceptively paying all of the nastiest, ugliest, skankiest and/or raunchiest strippers at a club to dance ONLY for yo..