What is Roach Garcia?
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One that likes to prey on young girls, preferably those with naturally bald pussies, not shaved, naturally bald.
Guy #1- Damn that girl is cute.
Guy #2- Fool shes only 15.
Guy #1- Oh shit are you serious? I just pulled a Roach Garcia
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A penis (size doesn't matter) that has surpassed the expiration date. Usually pretty dank and smelly, and always extremely hairy. U..