Roach Garcia

What is Roach Garcia?


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One that likes to prey on young girls, preferably those with naturally bald pussies, not shaved, naturally bald.

Guy #1- Damn that girl is cute.

Guy #2- Fool shes only 15.

Guy #1- Oh shit are you serious? I just pulled a Roach Garcia

See roach, garcia, molester, young, girl, bald, pussy


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