Roachcock

What is Roachcock?

A killer cockroach's giant killer penis. From the Latin origin blattamentula (roachpenis).

Guy: There was a roach in my bed this morning when I woke up so I fumigated my room and gave myself an enema.

Gal: Why an enema?

Guy: The cockeroach raped me with his giant roachcock!

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