Road Beer

What is Road Beer?


1.

noun.- an alcoholic beverage made by brewing and fermentation from cereals, usually malted barley, and flavored with hops and the like for a slightly bitter taste... TO GO.

"If we're gonna leave, I'm gonna grab some road beers for the walk back."

Fogell: Hell yeah we should get some road beers! -Super Bad

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2.

When a man needs to prove that he doesn't live with his mother he often brandishes a road beer. This is usually purchased at the same time gasoline is purchased and consumed while driving away from the gas staiton.

Bonus points of bad ass-ness are earned if the road beer is held nonchalantly in the left hand, slightly resting on the sill of an open car window.

That guy in the '83 Camaro looks like a child molester, we should fuck with him. Wait, he's rocking a road beer. Maybe we should hang out with him?

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