Road Hank

What is Road Hank?


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When following your buddy to the bar(in two separate cars)suddenly his passenger's head disappears into his lap whether bobbing or knobbing on his trouser snake. This person could be his girlfriend or possibly a random big girl, who knows...

-Where'd Sarah go? Did she get dropped off?

-Nah, she's in there...givin' ROAD HANK!


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