Road Jerky

What is Road Jerky?

Road Kill that was sat for a long period of time. the heat cures it like Beef Jerky

-"Man, you just hit that coyote"

-"Eh. It'll be road jerky before long in this heat."

See road kill, possum, coyote, cat

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Zesty Italian

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Nasty Adolf

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