Road Muffin

What is Road Muffin?


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1. When you are stuck in traffic and you take a shit in a cup and stash it under your seat.

2. A ho you bring on a long road trip.

"Damn i left a road muffin in my car and now it smells like shit!"

"Jenny's my road muffin, she gave me head all the way to Denver."

See dump, shit, muffin, ho, roadhead


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