What is Road Muffin?
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1. When you are stuck in traffic and you take a shit in a cup and stash it under your seat.
2. A ho you bring on a long road trip.
"Damn i left a road muffin in my car and now it smells like shit!"
"Jenny's my road muffin, she gave me head all the way to Denver."
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1. a girl that keeps her garden real nice and makes her seem like a nice girl but wen u walk in the house she acts like a hoe
2. a girl..
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Slang for Mexican - Derived from the fact that many Mexicans do yard work, including but not limited to using a leaf blower.
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