What is Road Pack A Turd?
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Not having the ability to poop for an extended period of time because of driving or riding in a vehicle.
Travis says: "Dave where are you going?"
Dave says: "I'm going to take a crap, i don't think i can road pack a turd for an hour!"
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A variation on the blumpkinwherein a man performs oral sex on a woman while she is sitting on a toilet taking a shit.
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