What is Road Parrot?
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N. A person who rides on the shoulder of the road
(To road parrot)- when one rides on the shoulder of the road, so to avoid long lines and traffic.
Dude, fuck traffic, time to road parrot!
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A person in the passenger seat, who reads out loud every sign, advertisement or store name you are driving by.
Driver: "....."
Passenger: "Whole Fooooodsss....Superman: The Movie.....For Rent!............get more today.......DriveThruuuu...."
Backseat Passenger (next day): "Dude, you didn't tell me your wife is a road parrot - I would have taken the fucking bus."
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Aka, Coors light. some of the shittiest beer ever. It's so light, only girls drink it.
Sally and Jill went to the bar and ordered ..
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The call of Dr. Zoidberg when he is in danger.
"oh no, im under attack, *ink spray* w00p w00p w00p w00p"..