What is Road Parrot?
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N. A person who rides on the shoulder of the road
(To road parrot)- when one rides on the shoulder of the road, so to avoid long lines and traffic.
Dude, fuck traffic, time to road parrot!
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A person in the passenger seat, who reads out loud every sign, advertisement or store name you are driving by.
Driver: "....."
Passenger: "Whole Fooooodsss....Superman: The Movie.....For Rent!............get more today.......DriveThruuuu...."
Backseat Passenger (next day): "Dude, you didn't tell me your wife is a road parrot - I would have taken the fucking bus."
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