Road Parrot

What is Road Parrot?


1.

N. A person who rides on the shoulder of the road

(To road parrot)- when one rides on the shoulder of the road, so to avoid long lines and traffic.

Dude, fuck traffic, time to road parrot!

See road parrot, ride the shoulder

2.

A person in the passenger seat, who reads out loud every sign, advertisement or store name you are driving by.

Driver: "....."

Passenger: "Whole Fooooodsss....Superman: The Movie.....For Rent!............get more today.......DriveThruuuu...."

Backseat Passenger (next day): "Dude, you didn't tell me your wife is a road parrot - I would have taken the fucking bus."

See shotgun, chatter, babble, sharing, reading, annoying


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