What is Road Runner?
1.
While recieving road head you knock the person's head against the horn twice causing it to "beep-beep" like the road runner.
Yo I gave my girl the best road runner of all time.
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2.
To receive oral sex while driving, shortly after you come and she is about to pull away, you hit her in the head to activate your horn. Resulting in a "Beep Beep". After which it is in your best interest to stop the car and run away or kick her out of the car and make her run after you.
I gave Susie a road runner the other day, and now she has a big bruise on the side of her head, she fucked up my car and my horn doesn't work.
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Term for shitty wannabe guitarists who choose to play easy music, such as teddy geiger, that involves nothing but chords and strumming. Your typical road runner will often try to play this music for girls to make himself look talented and get laid. While many girls dig road runners, they are amongst the least respected and most disliked guitarists.
Guy 1:"Steve look at kev, what a road runner with his lil bag, going around playing his music''
Guy 2: "yeah what a schmuck, is not cool man *plays teddy geiger*
Guy 1 :"oh steve not you too..."
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When a man blindfolds a woman and with the woman bent over against a wall has sexual intercourse with the woman from behind. While having sex the man paints a railroad tunnel on the wall and runs away while the blindfolded woman is run down by a cartoon train.
There was a huge mess in my room after I gave her the road runner last night.
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One of the largest Internet Service Providers in the United States. Owned by Time Warner and affiliated with America Online and Earthlink. Technical support is outsourced to
Customer: I Broke my Road Runner!
Agent: What lights are on your modem
Customer: Standy Light!
Agent: Can you click on the 'Tools' Button, there should be a picture of you, because you are a tool!
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An Internet Service Provider that services most of the United States and even parts of Newfound Land. Like AOL and Earthlink, Road Runner is owned by the evil giant corporation Time Warner. Most of its customers are not bright enough to know how to use their own Internet service and end up calling Internet Technicians like myself.
Man I got this Road Runner thing cause my friend said it was the cool thing to do. I have no idea what it does though. Instead of learning myself, Im going to be a lazy fool and call Technical Support.
*Bong* Time Warner Jackson *Bong*
