Road Sparks

What is Road Sparks?

A 16oz Tall Boy of Sparks specifically obtained for the purpose of drinking while riding in or driving an automobile. A road soda variant.

Let's crack a couple of road sparks during our long journey from DC to Pittsburgh (during beltway rush hour).

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Titties On Glass.

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