Road Waffle

What is Road Waffle?

a form of extremely squished, and flattened into the road, roadkill. generally, when the tire tracks show up on the remains

steve: what about bob?

lauren: well, im a lil worried that eventually he will be road waffle.

steve: lol... road waffle

steve: that's a funny term

lauren: he sits in the middle of the road

lauren: (haha well, u kno- the tire tracks- leave a waffley-print)

Ribbonate

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Vageorge

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Zaphtats

1. When a male's testicles are so large that he defecates on them. "Damn it, i shit on my balls again...i hate having the zaphta..

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