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when youre having sex and you pull out and skeet on the other persons face. you then proceed to ask them if they would like it spiced up..
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This involves a lot of preparation and dedication.
Step 1) Shit and wee in a pint glass and blend it.
Step 2) Wipe it on your willy.
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A messy looking vagina, with flaps of skin hanging down around her knees
Bloody hell john , I whipped her panties off and went to have ..
