Roadkill Edit Meaning

1.

A cruel example of Darwinism in action. The animals that are either slow to move, or weak, or previously injured, or otherwise stupid enough to just stand there are weeded out by speeding motorists, and those who survive crossing the roads live to breed offspring that are more likely to get out of the way when an SUV driver on a cellphonehits the gas pedal.

Roadkill is comprised mostly of rodents, turtles, deer. The rest is composed of domestic animals bred for aesthetics.

See AYB

2.

Bending over for someone while being fingered in the anus and being forced to shout out: "More! Please, master!"

So that's the guy who roadkilled me the first day I joined the Legion years ago.

See road, kill, roadkill, pain, sm

3.

Squished cadaver that lies in or close to a road, most likely crushed or knocked by a passing vehicle. Is now rotting and being devoured and cannibalised by other animals.

Often used as an insulting term for someone of poor aesthetics.

Yo mama is roadkill.

See Gumba Gumba

4.

noun: a term used to describe one who is exhausted to the point of worthlessness.

I just worked 12 hours straight, I'm roadkill.

See tired, exhausted, useless

5.

What happens when the goddamn critter doesn't get the fuck out the way of my truck.

That squirrel just stood in the middle of the road. I just hit the gas and BAM! Instant roadkill.

6.

A delicacy in the rural regions of the southern United States.

The family by the bayou had two day old possum roadkill for dinner.

7.

A Woman's Minge that looks like the result of a wild animal related car accident

I was really getting into this girl until i pulled her knickers down and saw what i could only describe as Roadkill

See road, kill, cunt, twat, pussy, vagina