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Anything and Everything a pirate does that is awesome, usually involving a good amount of rum, jumping off shit, and screaming "ARR..
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When you are having intercourse with a woman and you pull out and stick a white or black pudding into their vagina and then slap them in..
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a half-stiffy. can be associated with blueballs
"that girl left me with a midchester"
"are you hard yet? no I have a m..