What is Roadses?
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noun, the usually old or ugly flowers sold at the side of the road, freeway exit ramps, or other high-traffic areas
Also known as "barses" if sold from a bucket in a bar or pub
It's your anniversary, Bob, what did you get Mary this year?
Crap, I forgot, I'll probably just grab some roadses on the drive home & take her out to dinner.