Roadside Olympics

What is Roadside Olympics?

roadside sobriety test.

Jose Contreras: Thank God I passed that shit, I hardly even remember taking it.

Bruce Lee: Roadside olympics baby.

See 13 stepper, bayonetting the wounded, barlot, bungle-shot, blackout brigade, alcoheimers, alcoporn

Lotto Stance

1. The stance that elderly (aka old) people take when scratching off their lottery tickets while you wait behind them in line at the conven..

Quest For Fire

1. To initiate sexual intercourse with an unsuspecting female who is bent over exposing her entry points. This is best exemplified in the ..

Food Simulator

1. Cafeteria, chow hallbuffet food service. "Anyone hungry enough to come with me to the food simulator for lunch"? See lunch, ..

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