Roadtard

What is Roadtard?


1.

n. -one who does not have the mental capacity to properly and safely navigate a public road.

Some one who drives like a retard.

Someone suffering from Roadtardation

During summer, Cape Cod is beset upon by roadtards. Driving becomes an exercise in futility and stress.

See idiot, moron, tourist, road rage

2.

Roadtard is a play on the word "roadguard", which is used to refer to a member of a military flight who stands in the way and blocks oncoming traffic so the flight can have safe passage across a roadway.

A roadtard is a roadguard who performs their duties in a ridiculous and/or mockworthy manner.

"Did you see the getup that roadtard was wearing today?" "Yeah, that's Freddy. Freddy the Roadtard."

See freddy, roadtard, road, orange


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