What is Roadtard?
1.
n. -one who does not have the mental capacity to properly and safely navigate a public road.
Some one who drives like a retard.
Someone suffering from
During summer, Cape Cod is beset upon by roadtards. Driving becomes an exercise in futility and stress.
See
2.
Roadtard is a play on the word "roadguard", which is used to refer to a member of a military flight who stands in the way and blocks oncoming traffic so the flight can have safe passage across a roadway.
A roadtard is a roadguard who performs their duties in a ridiculous and/or mockworthy manner.
"Did you see the getup that roadtard was wearing today?" "Yeah, that's Freddy. Freddy the Roadtard."
See
Random Words:
1.
bending over or sitting down while wearing low rise trousers/jeans revealing your thong.
"Pull your jeans up, your doing a hazel&q..
1.
Small village just outside Edinburgh. From a crappy beginning the village is having money injected into it by new housing. Sadly thre is..
1.
The over-used, pink, leathery, dry, sore, stray pig-haired genital area of a woman. Often found amongst the older generation the Gammon ..
