What is Roaming?
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1. hang a girl from the ceiling with chains.
2. stick a phone, preferably a razor or iphone into her vagina.
3. call the phone.
4. repeat step 3 numerous times depending on how mad you are.
5. when she is about to orgasm stop calling it. this makes it worse.
6. when you are done with the torture release the chains.
i inserted a razor during my roaming session last night, so gnar gnar.
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