Roanoke College

What is Roanoke College?


1.

aka roanoke country club. no prior education necessary, just pearls and loafers.

pastel polos make for a year round easter celebration at roanoke college

2.

A college that allows for a complete showcase of the latest Ralph Lauren styles. One need not to have brains, just money. The only thing Urban about Roanoke College is the Multi-Cultural table.

When at Roanoke College the hardest decision I make is, shall I wear the pink polo shirt or the periwinkle one?

At least I know either way my collar will be standing high with pride.

See bustamove

3.

Pretty girls, parties and cute boys.

Roanoke is filled with some of the most beautiful girls in the country, amazing parties and adorable guys.

4.

roanoke college is a social, not academic, conglomerate of good looking drunk people in pastels and pearls. the typical, good looking roanoke college student possesses a casual arrogance which is eclipsed only by the size of their disposable income.

"welcome to roanoke college, your application shows little intelligence but your Lilly dress is quite becoming. here is your solo cup and your diploma! congrats on that MRS. degree, are you going to the polo match?"

See pink, pearls, popped collar, loafers, drunk

5.

Otherwise known as roanoke country club. Education not necessary, just pastel polos, boat shoes, seersucker shorts, and your trust fund. Welcome to preppy paradise-an oasis of well-to-do uppermiddle/upper class students in bright Lilly dresses and popped J.Crew polo collars.

The most important part of being a student at Roanoke College is choosing which polo and pair of chinos goes best together.

See rich, preppy, upper-middle class, spoiled

6.

Roanoke College is a place for messed up rich white kids who like to drink and sport the popped collars of all colors, and not as the admissions office would say a diverse campus.

Roanoke College Underground fraterntities hold parties that consist of trashing chartered fraternity parties, and alumni weekend brochure does not mention anything about the Multi-cultural events on campus anywhere on it despite a promise made by the people in charge to include minority activity.

See momma's boy, crack, booze, crunk, pastel


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