Roast Beef Curtains

What is Roast Beef Curtains?


1.

The freakishly large inner labia of a woman's vagina after it has seen extensive abuse. It sometimes resembles two slices of medium-rare roast beef.

Farrah's dungeon master pierced her roast beef curtains with a rusty fish hook.

See vagina, labia, loose lips, twat, snatch

2.

an extremly loose beat up vagina,one probably beglonging to a cock mising whore. this common dysfunction occurs when the vagina is entered by several partners over a period of time.the lips of the abused overused vagina droop causing a curtain like effect,and the brownish pink coler is reminisant of roast beef.

man i pulled her draws down and her roast beef curtains droped to her knees.

3.

Extra long and dark labias resembling curtains made of roast beef.

Her roast beef curtains covered her sweet massive yeast cabinet.

See roast, beef, curtain, roast beef, labia

4.

a flappy vaginal opening

man, i had sex with oprah last night and it was like throwing a hotdog through an opera sized set of roast beef curtains.

5.

the outer streached out portion of the vagina-especially after hard vaginal intercourse or gang bang.

I beat up her vag so bad last night she had roast beef curtains.

See vag, puss, bean, woowoo, gap

6.

a large beat up, over used pussy, haggard, usually bruised dripping of mayonnaise like substance.

Mikes girlfriend danielle has roast beef curtains, it looks like somebody put an m80 in an oyster!

See roast beef curtains, roastbeef curtains, mike, haggard, pussy

7.

loose folds of skin which hangs from either side of the vaginal opening on some women

"I needed bungee cords and clothes pins to keep her roast beef curtains out of my way as I orally pleasured her."

See fuck flaps, pussy lips, labia, lips


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