What is Roastbeeftopus?
1.
An {
An octopus that likes roastbeef and likes to bitchslap people with his tentacles
Random Words:
1.
The act of watching porno trailers to get off because you are:
To young to have a credit card
To stupid to sign up to a porn site
Are..
1.
A fart that is a combination of hotdogs and greasy eggs
Mr. Parcheesy had a zesty vanfectman in bed.
See Nolan..
1.
Hand-induced insomnia relief. Works much like temazepam, but is applied with much more friction and enthusiasm.
"It was so hot las..
