What is Rob?
1.
Synonymous to 'rage'.
Hence, to 'Rob' is to rage, and gives rise to such terms as 'Rob quitting' and 'ROB ROB ROB ROB'
Rob: "Guys, I'm not in the mood"
Someone Else: "That's what she said"
Rob: "That's it, I'm out."
*Server: Rob has left the server*
Someone Else: "Dude awesome he just Rob quit.
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2.
AKA; Robert, Robby, Robbie, Bob, Bobbie, Bobby, Bobo, Robin, Bert, Dobby, Roberta, Bertha.
Since Rob can be called by many different names it is hard to be able to know what the person is like.
More or less, he/she will search for his/her own source of originailty. It is important to this person for others not to confuse him/ger with somebody else (ie: That's our Robin! No one else like him!)
Usually, someone with the name is excellent at dealing with large amounts of stress and can be an excellent friend when times are tough for others.
Most of the time, those with names such as Rob, Robby/Robbie, and Bobby/Bobbie are more artisitic with a sense of humour while those names Robert, Bert, and Bob show a more intellictual side and become more serious.
Each one is all around a great person, they can be stubbron at times but they are very forgiving.
Why did I write this? Well, since my boyfriend's name is Rob, my father's name is Bert, my best friend's name is Robin, my grandfather's name is Robert and my next door neighbour's name is Bobbie, I feel like I had a pretty good opinion on the name :)
3.
Roll Over the Belt. Girls who wear tight shirts and have a roll of fat that goes over her belt is a ROB.
1: Dude, check out that girl, she looks dope!
2: Forget it, you've got your beer goggles on, she's a ROB!
4.
It means "rolls on bed"
You say it when something is really funny
It can also be used as
ROBLMAO
Stephenie & Tania ROB for everything
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5.
The boy that every girl wants
The boy that every girl needs
The boy that I want
and
The boy that I need
Omfg rob is so fucking hot I love him
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6.
ROB - a random occuring boner.
when guys have a erection in awkard places and there is no reason for the erection. most common is when guys wake up in the morning - which is reffered to as a "morning glory"
Hahaha - he's got a ROB
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7.
Reasonable Or Bullshit
A simple logic test one should apply to suggestions or ideas from certain friends named Rob. Ask yourself, "is what Rob just told me Reasonable Or Bullshit?".
This should be one of the guiding principles in judging any situation in life concerning friends named Rob. It's an invaluable test that will prevent you from getting screwed over again and again.
Chico, I think we just got ROB'd! Rob told us that he wouldn't bring anyone else fishing in Tionesta this year and he showed up with 5 friends from work. Now we are stuck paying for these freeloading assclowns fishing and golf weekend!
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