What is Rob Job?
1.
To get three fourths a handjob and have to hold it in because your girl won't let you cum
damn I only got a rob job last night
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2.
The sexual act of defacating into your partners anus either directly or using some form of tubing.
The woman cleaned the shit off her ass after getting a Rob Job.
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A favorite of aggressive and sexually adventurous medical students everywhere, the storied Rob Job consists of a twofold stimulation of the human male.
The partner first inserts his/her fist into the Rob Jobee's rectum in order to roughly stimulate the prostate and seminal vesicles while using the other hand to simultaneously excite the glans penis.
The ultimate goal of the ambitious Rob Job is to achieve synchronous expulsion of bodily fluids and/or matter from both the urethral and rectal canals.
(n.) After performing an exceptionally satisfying Rob Job on Herbert, Mabel yelled with glee, "Touchdown!" while signaling the call with two upraised and soiled hands.
(v.) "Did you see that girl," asked an inquisitive Billy, "I almost Rob Jobbed in my pants! Good thing I decided on Depends this morning!"
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4.
when a partner takes a poop in their partner's asshole.
R-rim
O-of
B-butthole
I'm limping today because Larry gave me a rob job last night.
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The sexual act of defacating into your partners anus either directly or using some form of tubing. Originated by a sexual pioneer named Rob and his dear mother.
The woman cleaned the shit off her ass after getting a Rob Job.
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