What is Robanga?
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1. a mythological giangatious turd, which is as wide as it is long. It is said to bring misfortune to all those who look upon it.
2. a piece of human feecies that is said to cause plumming problems due to its size and shape.
3. a rare, almost ecliptical turd that, when created, can be seen and smelt from space.
The greek god, Zeus, stood erect from his royal stool and looked at his creation, which he called "Robanga", and set it loose upon the world below to curse any man that look upon it as he, himself, did."
"Someone call a plummer, someone just dropped Robanga in here!"
"Huston...Robanga has been spotted and we have a problem..."
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