Robbie Edit Meaning

1.

A very nice man who likes to steal obese children from their homes at night, then making them lose weight before returning them back to their parents. Usually unscathed.

"Dude, Billy Jean got robbied last night."

"About time, he was such a fat ass. Hopefully he'll be able to move without needing that forklift when he gets back."

See fat ass, robert, obese, morbidly obese, stolen, fat camp

2.

a great guy who is so easy to open up to. The first guy i ever cried over. He has a beautiful smile and a sweet fro.

Robbie is over there you should go talk to him.

See natalie

3.

when somthing good happens somthing bad has to happen...

'i got laid last night but then the condom split'

'that is such a robbie'

See super, gay, bad, good, sucks

4.

A cool, extremely smart stoner boy who always skips school, and is high 24/7. If he actually is in school, the only thing he will ever do if tests and quizes. He doesn't take notes, and he can get 80% and higher. Don't you wish you were him??

Dont bug robbie, or bother doing it, he will respond negatively to you.

Hes the kid who will start to smoke it up in the shop room anc blow it through the vent. Now thats smart!!

Robbie is an awesome kid. He works hard for his money, but spends his money on weed and alcohol. Robbie has siblings who either join his act of crime, or go against him and rattle tattle on him.

Robbie is the kind of guy who everyone knows he's a lil druggie, but everyone L-O-V-E-S him! Go robbie!

Teacher: Wheres robbie

kids: hes.. uhh at the dentist!

Teacher: oh.. K..

*light light light inhale, blowww*

hippie teacher: robbie what are you doing?!

Robbie: what the hell do you think?

Hippie teacher: robbie hit me man!

Both: fuck ya ahh this is the life

Hannah: eh boy, you baked?

Robbie: fuck off

See robbie, weed, high, robert, bobby

5.

The man with abs of steel. Not only is he too sexy for his clothes, but he's smart as hell too. You would want to feel him up. Even if your a guy. ESPECIALLY if your a guy. He's so attractive, he turns straight men gay. Unfortunately, his heart belongs to nobody.

Teacher : You're so sexy robbie, want to go behind the portable and... ahem?

Robbie : No teacher, not only are you a male, but my heartbelongs to nobody.

Teacher : *runs out crying*

Hotgirl : what about me robbie?

Robbie : No. You may be very sexy and italian, but still... My heart belongs to nobody.

Other kid : wait... If the teacher is gone crying, then who will teach us??

ROBBIE!! YOUR SO SEXY AND SMART, WHY DON'T YOU TEACH US??

Robbie: fine. but nobody better come onto me...

other hotgirls: too late!

See robbie, sexy, smart, gay, straight, men, teacher, heart, nobody, italian, hot

6.

a very nice man that has a big heart, tries to always do the best for everybody else but never achieves anything himself because of this

1 girl "he helped me with my problem"

2 girl "hes a robbie"

See robbie, robby

7.

A egotisctical bastard who thinks of nothing but getting some action, having a girlfriend at all times, and getting laid. Unaware of his idiocracy he will do ANYTHING to get into your mind, your heart, and your pants. Thinking he has uber stealth skills, he attempts to date and ask out several girls (whom are friends) at a time, unaware that these girls often talk to each other, leaving out no details of his corny-horny texts and love rants. Having all of this happen in the span of one week, he becomes hated rapidly, and talked about behind his back.

Still unaware of the anger projected towards him he continues his foolish plot. Fortunately, he, as will probably happen the rest of his life, will not succeed.

Ex: Pocahontas: Robbie is such a loser!

Summer: OMG I KNOW!!

Lola: I REALLLY hate him. A LOT.

Drusilla: I fucking hate him!

Pocahontas: Bitch, what a firecrotch.

See firecrotch, foolish, idiocracy, egotistical