Robert Gates

What is Robert Gates?


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President of Texas A&M University and soon to be Secretary of Defense.

A Badass

I saw Robert Gates get mugged once. It had been like watching Emma Peel, Bruce Lee, and a particularly vicious tornado, all rolled into one with a generous helping of a mongoose killing a king cobra. Those suckers had no idea...

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