Robert Whitacre Edit Meaning

1. The price of eyeglasses from web-based optics low-baller Zenni Optical is proportionate to the ugliness of the frames. So, cheap glasses..

1. A state of resentment toward your partner when you try a 69 twice, and twice they fart in your face. Man, after those two 69's I c..

1. An older woman who chases younger men via social networking sites. I went out on a date last night with the digital cougar I met on Fac..