What is Roberta?
1.
A Roberta is a scary little creature with long, brown hair and is very pale
Robertas normally wear heels
Robertas are very picky with their friends and are only nice to people they want to be nice to
Robertas own a big-ass house and go to a really expensive school
Robertas normally travel in packs with a second roberta (and uglier version, normally) that wears hoe shoes and has a fat boyfriend
Robertas look like vampires
guy : Who's that girl over there that looks like a vampire traveling with the rest of her freaky friends?
guy #2 : Well, that must be a Roberta! I wouldn't mess with one of those if I were you
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2.
"Roberta" is a musical from the 1930's with music by Jerome Kern, and lyrics and book by Otto Harbach.
"Roberta" is based on the novel "Gowns By Roberta" which was written by Alice Duer Miller.
In 1935 "Roberta" was made into a film starring Irene Dunne, Fred Astaire, Ginger Rogers, and Randolph Scott.
In 1952, MGM remade Roberta under the title "Lovely to Look At".
I'm off to see the amazing musical Roberta!
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3.
A Roberta is an extremely typical jewish mother, who in fact owns a red ford/silver chrysler/white sienna. These mothers are strict and to the point and come in all shapes sizes and forms.
My Roberta wouldn't let me out of the house yesterday, what a drag...
I'll have my Roberta talk your Roberta about letting us skip hebrew school
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