Robicomb

What is Robicomb?


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The only sure fire way to rid your beautiful locks of foul lice*, especially considering the omnipresence of pesticide resistant strains.

The battery operated comb (One AA, not included) electrically zaps lice that bridge its metal teeth. The device also includes a conveinant audio signal that cuts out when a louse is killed.

*Those bugsyou picked up from that couch at Burning Man.

"Hey Itchy, you have spent $75 on pymethrin lotion and you still have the bugs. Why don't you go to Wal-Mart and buy a RobiComb?"

Lice is like alcohol; if you think you have a problem, you probably do.

See lice, burning man, denial, bugs, insects, parasite, loser, hippie, rainbow


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