Robotenese

What is Robotenese?

When someone is stuck in an office slump the jargonthey spew from their mouths, Pronounced Ro-Bot-Ten-Ease.

A: Hey what's up?

B: Oh I have to set up a morale meeting then fill out this BC-19 in triplicate.

A: Dude, I didn't understand a word you just said, your speaking Robotenese.

See robot, language, jargon, office, slump

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