What is Rochey?
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Derived from the word "perochial", meaning a private school.
A person who is one or more of the following:
obsessed with school/getting good grades, a church dweller, or someone just generally immaturely well-behaved.
A rochey is usually physically characterized by wearing plain clothes (i.e. solid color jeans, solid color t-shirts, white tennis shoes), a watch, and an L.L Bean backpack.
Rocheys always listen to their parents, follow the Ten Commandments to the best of their ablility, and generally think they are a saint or atleast act like it.
Kid #1: "Oh my fucking god dude, I was so fucking gone last night and I fucked that Carla bitch..her pussy was DANK."
Rochey: "DEMON YOU WILL PAY FOR YOUR SINS IN HELL! REPENT REPENT!"
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