What is Rock Star Parking?
1.
Parking up close to the venue being visited.
I don't want to drive. I can't afford to give up my rock star parking spot.
2.
The rare occurrence of obtaining a parking space directly outside the door of a bar, club, or restaurant.
Woot! We just got Rock Star Parking! Let’s go liquor up some ladies and get them naked back at my place.
3.
The closest, or most desirable parking spot
Since I got to work at 7, I got Rock Star parking.
I really lucked out at the mall today, and got Rock Star Parking.
4.
(Aviation variant) - Parking spot right outside flight ops. Easy to get to, no effort required. Better than what some unfortunate bastards have to shlep to.
Frank: "Hey, we'll commo check in an hour. Where you parked at?"
Neil: "Ha-HA! I'm flyin' 491 today -
rock star parking ! Where you at?"
Frank: "Fucking 451. I gotta hump my flight gear all the way down the goddamn flight line."
Neil: "Dude, that sucks...sucks to be you, that is."
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5.
A style of parking in which you drive circles around the mall lot for two hours in your 4 MPG
Dude, I got like crazy Rock Star Parking at the Gap today; it was so pimp that there was like thirteen
teenie bopper s hoarding my car when I got out because they thought I was like aprofessional celebrity !
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6.
also known as 'doris day parking', after the actress who would idle in parking lots waiting for the perfect space
we arrived late but still scored doris day parking
7.
Parking inconsiderately or illegally so as to maximize one's own safety, comfort, and convenience. When parallel parking, placing one's vehicle in the center of an open space at least two vehicles long, so as to maximize the spaces between the other vehicles and one's own.
"Nice rock star parking. I could have parked on this block if you'd parked like a human, but instead I ended up two blocks down."
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