Rock The John

What is Rock The John?

Taking a massive shit so devastating that the bathroom cannot be used for at least 30-45 minutes.

John "Hey, will you cover for me while I go rock the john?"

Bill "Wait dude. I gotta piss first before you go and fuck up the bathroom!"

See shit, piss, feces, poopie, crap

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