What is Rocket Can?
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It's POWERTHIRST!!! It comes in AWESOME flavors like MANANA, FIZZBITCH, and GUN!!!! It also comes in WOMEN!!! With PREPOSTEROUS amounts of testosterone! PREPOSTERONE!!!
If you drink it you'll feel like a fighter jet made out of biceps!
Think fast DOUCHE-FAG! POWERTHIRST now comes in DOVES!
If you drink POWERTHIRST you'll win at everything FOREVER!!!
Powerthirst is like crystal meth in a can!
Powerthirst is crystal meth in a can!
Powerthirst is crystal meth!
BUT IT COMES IN A ROCKET CAN!!!
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