What is Rocket Man?
1.
An awesome song, written by Elton John and Bernie Taupin, and performed by Elton John. It was also performed by William Shatner as a spoken-word interpretation. Shatner's performance has recieved a couple of parodies, the most famous probably being done by Stewie, in the cartoon Family Guy.
And I'm gonna be...... *puffs cigarette*... HIGH... as a kite..... by then.
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2.
When a person gets high by themselves for the sake of being high.
Dude last night I only had a little weed left so I just stayed home.
"You Stoner"
Na, I'm just a Rocket Man
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a sexual act of "double-fisting" a female with two handfuls of "pop rocks" and releasing them inside of the vaginal canal.
man 1: Dude i totally rocket manned Cindy last night!
man 2: how did that work out?
man 1: her vagina is still fizzling and popping!!
man 2: awesome!
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a dude who
rocketman just pwnd that nazi
5.
A homosexual. Coined by Elton John in song of the same name.
I'm not the man they think I am at home. Oh no no no I'm a rocket man.
